POLITICS32 Inspectors Transferred in Hyderabad Police Commissionerate
The decision to transfer the Inspectors was taken during the Police Establishment Board meeting conducted on Thursday
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The exhibition is being held in the presence of renowned personalities and fashion enthusiasts of Hyderabad, featuring the finest collections from the industry ...
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POLITICSJangaon Man Steals Parked RTC Bus to Travel to Tirupati, Arrested
During questioning, Venkanna reportedly told the police that he had no intention of stealing the bus and only wanted to drive it.
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POLITICSIs the Thai restaurant Baan phadthai in Hyderabad worth the hype?
Baan phadThai, a Thai restaurant opened at Knowledge City in Hyderabad
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Why Traditional Journalism is Just a Fancy Way to Lie
The 9 PM news isn't reporting; it's a competitive screaming match sponsored by pan masala brands. We deserve better lies, or at least cheaper ones.
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When the Chief Justice of India compared unemployed youth to “parasitic cockroaches,” he meant it as an insult. We took it as a business plan. CockroachExpress is India's most honest news source—a satirical platform built by the unemployed, for the unemployed, powered by spite and free WiFi.
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