When the mainstream media looks away, we stare back. Cockroach Express is the digital frontline for the resilient, the unfiltered, and the survivors of the status quo.
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We envision a media landscape where power is unapologetically held to account. We refuse to normalize corporate corruption as “strategic spending” or look away while the political elite holidays on the taxpayer's dime.
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Our mission is to build an un-ignorable digital platform for the young people who have been dismissed as lazy, chronically online, or treated as political afterthoughts. We are reclaiming the insults thrown at our generation.
When the Chief Justice of India compared unemployed youth to “parasitic cockroaches,” he meant it as an insult. We took it as a business plan. CockroachExpress is India's most honest news source—a satirical platform built by the unemployed, for the unemployed, powered by spite and free WiFi.
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We don't invent the news—we just format it so you can see the madness.
Like our namesake, we don't stop. We thrive in the dark and survive the blast.
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